Cameron's Millionaires Boys Club
Who's in the cabinet? What do they do? Ballot Box UK gives you a guide to the main movers and shakers who inevitably fuck up the country...
George Osborne
He cried at Thatcher's funeral. He's the chancellor of the exchequer, this means that he does very complicated maths to tell us that we still don't have any money, nor will we have any for a few years. Overdrafts for all.
Theresa May
Once announced to the country that the reason a person was able to stay in the country was because they had a cat. That aside she's the Home Secretary and champions women in politics. The Home Secretary is in charge of the Home Office, so basically she runs the department that controls controversial issues such as immigration and oh that small matter of deportation.
William Hague
Old Mr. Hague has a boring voice, but he's from Wath! He's the Foreign Secretary, so deals with any matters that may concern the UK abroad, so can be seen frequently hanging around in Brussels, and recently Angelina Jolie as her role as a UNICEF ambassador.
Vince Cable
Vince Cable in 2010 decided that he would declare war on Rupert Murdoch, over Murdoch's bid to takeover BSkyB, this was the ultimate declaration of war, ultimately ending Murdoch having to close a newspaper, which was no skin off his nose, he just said he had no idea about anything going on his company (News Corporation) and everything carried on as normal. Played Vince.
Phillip Hammond
He's the Defence Secretary, so his job is to make sure our troops are well equipped and trained enough to cope with war. He's not really pro gay marriage either, probs best to give him a wide birth...
Michael Gove
Hated by many, Gove was there when £9,000 was deemed to be a reasonable amount to pay for a university degree. Pretty much every teacher thinks he's poor at his job. He clearly has no experience of front line teaching and the demands placed upon teachers.
Jeremy Hunt
Paxman called him a C**T. Says it all really... He's the health secretary so he's in charge of the NHS Budget and reforms. A highly controversial figure at the moment with the complete reshuffle of the NHS.
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